Did You Think I Was Too Stupid to Know What a Eugoogily Was?

At one point in my life I was a Nevada dweller. Where days were full of sunshine and NO SNOW. Those days are long past. And for some reason that I do not understand I elected to move to the Sucky Winter capitol of Utah! Also known as Logan. Last year winter was cold, yes. But somewhat lacking in the snow department. Which is livable. Unpleasant. But livable. Being a fool I thought I would survive another winter in this frozen tundra. Being a fool I forgot how dreadfully wretched the snow really is. Being a fool I allowed myself to believe that this winter wouldn't be a snowy trap. Well my lovelies, the fool has been proven such. Snow is still dreadfully wretched. And November 22 is synonymous with snowy trap. The fool has not survived another winter. Winter killed me. It sucked the happiness right out of my soul. Fortunately I ate a funfetti cupcake prior to my death. Now I can rest in peace. Stupid crystallized flakes! My life was so short lived!