A&A P-day

First of all, Maddie I loved your joke! Of course I did. I always love dumb jokes. And second of all. Here is awkward and awesome P-day:

Awkward:

- Sitting in Israel's front room for like 15 minutes waiting for him to get home while his 5 little yappy dogs barked at us and his mom spoke Spanish at the speed of light. He didn't show up, so we left.

- We invited someone named Courtney to church, but we couldn't tell if it was a boy or girl. The name Courtney could go either way. It didn't really matter in the end because he or she didn't come anyway.

- Heavenly Soft brand tissues are neither heavenly nor soft. That's deceitful.

- It was more hilarious than awkward when we forgot to shut the trunk and started driving down windy Calistoga Road and there was a car behind us and nowhere to pull off for a while so we just kept going. Trunk open and all.

- People were confused at the reception as to whether we were missionaries or caterers. At least Sister Orrock's and my serving skills got put to use.

Awesome:

- I looked at the clock at 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, and 5:55 all in one day. Kinda crazy, but kinda cool.

- Sister Orrock used to be teaching an alcoholic named Dave Maholic. Rhyming is funny.

- I taught my first lesson online :)

- The word unicorn is in the Bible Dictionary. I knew that they were magical.

- We needed to check the oil, but had nothing to wipe the dip stick with until I remembered the deceitful Heavenly Soft tissue in my backpack, I guess it was a little heavenly after all.

- Picked up 3 new investigators in 3 days.

- I got to pick the "get to know you" question in Relief Society, and everyone loved it. The question was, What Disney character would you be and why? Of course I picked Peter Pan so that I would never have to grow up and I could fly.